Although I cant do any better than Paul did over at Pam's House Blend, I just could not resist adding my own take on what has to be one of the best examples of an unhinged Wingnut:
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...Last weekend I was in San Francisco with two of my children when I noticed the massive amounts of congestion caused by a few loudmouthed, deviant perverts from the homosexual community. I had forgotten that this is their "Gay Pride" week ...
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First - I find it a little hard to believe that someone who is so fixated on gays could forget that the last weekend anywhere is Gay Pride week. This weekend should be marked on all Christaliban and Regressives as the weekend to dust off the "Gods Hate Fags" posters, break out the rosary beads and bullhorns and make their way to the nearest Gay Pride event.
Second - You are shocked you saw homos in of all places, San Francisco? That's like saying, "I would never had gone to Disneyland if I had known there would be so many fat children there"
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and much to my chagrin and the embarrassment my sons experienced when those less modest sodomites gleefully strolled down the streets and sidewalks, I couldn't help but wonder why this nation continues to support this corrupt, vial city with our tax dollars. I mean... all any normal human being need to convince him or herself of the need to pull out of San Francisco all together is the memory searing image of a sodomite with ungodly amounts of make up on walking down the street with his boyfriends in a see-through summer dress and a thong holding on to each boyfriend's crotch while they fondled his a** and kissed his neck. I think my sons are scared for life.
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I really don't know how to put this in any simpler or kinder terms but, we don't give a crap about your kids or their lifetime of scaring. They are your children, you decided to have them, not us. These children will have little if any impact on our lives ever (and please don't give me 'but my kids could be the ones that discover a cure for cancer' bullshit. Your kids are not going to discover the cure for anything if you are replacing their science textbooks with fairytales. If you bring your kids to a city that according to you is famous the world over as being a homo-meca (see below) then you have no one to blame but yourself for whatever scaring your boys experienced.
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Haven't these animals ever heard of reticence? The sites and sounds of last weekend have kept me awake every night since
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Up all night wacking off, thinking about the hotties on the Ramrod's float.
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and I have to tell you, I can understand why some nations of the world don't want anything to do with our country. They hear all about San Francisco and swear that they would rather die than let their city or country turn into another San Francisco. This is a city that spits in the faces of our military personnel. The flaunt their uncorroborated superiority over the rest of their state and the Union by electing and supporting a mayor that spits on the US Constitution and the California Constitution almost on a daily basis.
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You are being kept up all night because the people in a city you don't live in elected as their government people who don't meet your approval? And again, how come the people in Timbuktu know San Francisco is bursting at the seams with homos and you don't?
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Oh I know. Many of you probably think I'm making this up, exaggerating or over reacting
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Exaggerating and over reacting? Maybe. I think acting like a big self entitled drama queen is more accurate.
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but I have to tell you, I haven't even come close to describing what I saw in just one hour as I tried to get through the civic center of that city. Disgusting! I have to tell you and I have never been considered a stuffed shirt or a snob by anyone that knows me.
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Of course none of the people that know you consider you a stuffed shirt or a snob because they are intolerant and have as big a sense of self entitlement and are like you, big drama queens who, no matter how hard they try, just cant stop thinking about gay sex.
And what's with all the "I have to tell yous"? What are you, Bob Hope?
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Please forgive my inability to articulate my frustration in a clearer and more defined manner but hey... I haven't really slept in a week. I've come to the conclusion that we need to pullout of San Francisco. They think they have all the answers then I say great. Build a 100 foot wall around the city and shoot anyone that tries to escape back into the United States.
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Yes, I would imagine sleep is hard to come by when one has wet dreams if killing their fellow Americans. Especially if the American is doing nothing wrong and may....gasp...be as big a drama queen as your self and is only scaling this wall so they can escape the hell that is San Francisco.
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Turn the other cheek I say.
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No, turn the other cheek is what Jesus said, but hey...from what I have read so far, its pretty clear you don't care for the message Jesus was putting out there.
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When the Islamic Jihad slips into their city and starts to rape, torture and murder all those idiots that let this perverted mayor disarm them I say that we keep our cheeks turned and let the Jihadist's do their job. Then, when it's time to exterminate the radical Muslims from our continent we can drop a little nuke on that city and treat it to the same treatment God treated Sodom to.
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The Jihadists are going to slip over a 100 foot wall? Okay, sure they are.....
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Maybe we can just wall off the city and turn it into the country of San Francisco and let them be responsible for their own welfare systems, transportation, military and city maintenance
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Okay, it looks like it is time to explain to the Drama Queen of the Heartland how these things work. See, the good folks in the flyover states are often under the impression that it is they who are funding the hedonistic and secular lifestyle of those in the cities on the coast. In fact, the opposite is true. Tax money flows from the cities and high density population of the coastal regions to help prop up the sparsely populated "heartland". Think of it this way. It costs more to send a letter from Tupelo to Boise than it does to send one across town in San Francisco. Yet, the price charged is the same. That's because the number of letters mailed within the heartland is only a tiny fraction of what is mailed within any of those evil, liberal secular cities. The Post Office over charges what it costs to send a letter from one side of Manhattan (a tiny sliver or land with a population as big, or even bigger, as any of the fly over states) to the other, then uses that extra dough to pay for mail sent between Oklahoma and Nebraska. This principle is the same for things like building new roads and schools on the prairie. There are simply not enough people, not enough tax ratables in places like Kansas or Iowa to maintain the services needed. And that is just basic services. Where does the money for farm subsidies come from? So sure, kick San Francisco out of the Union, and while your at it, the following cities all have Gay Pride events. They should be kicked out of the US and they should be allowed to keep all their tax revenues for themselves and not share it with Farmer Ted :
Madison, Wisc NYC Dallas,TX Allentown, PA San Jose, CA Oakland, CA Atlanta, Ga Columbus, OH Olympia, WA Houston, TX Chicago, IL Washington, DC Seattle, WA Minneapolis, MN Conway, AR Des Moines, IA Oklahoma City, OK Denver, CO
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Wichita, KS Boston, MA Minneapolis-St. Paul, MN Pittsburgh , PA Westport, CT Indianapolis, IN Oklahoma City, OK Los Altos, CA Dayton, OH Los Angeles, CA West Hollywood, CA Santa Monica, CA Salt Lake City, UT New Paltz, NY Port Townsend, WA Kansas City, MO Santa Cruz, CA Fresno, CA Staten Island, NY
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Bismarck, ND Montgomery, AL Cheyenne, WY Boise, ID Rockland, NY Birmingham, AL Miami, FL Fairbanks, AK Memphis, TN St. Petersburg, FL St. Augustine, FL Portland, OR Nashville, TN San Antonia, TX Amarillo, TX Tulsa, OK New Orleans, LA Cincinnati, OH Anchorage, AK |
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Perhaps we can just sit back and let China annex San Francisco. We can watch and see how the real Marxists behave towards such open decadence. Remember Tiananmen Square?
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Yea, nothing is more decadent than people trying to get some democratic reform in their otherwise repressive Communist nation.
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How long do you think it will be before the Chinese ship over a few thousand tanks and grease the tracks of those tanks with the blood of those sodomite dissenters and anti-military, anti-American, anti-God protestors?
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Color me confused. I would have thought the anti-American, anti-military and anti-God people would be the ones that the Commies would like, seeing how they all have so much in common. It's the God-fearing flag waving dumbfucks in the Heartland that they want to kill.
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Here is my thinking in a nut shell guys. The Vatican is a country unto itself. It has almost 1 billion Catholics that support it. They have their own security.
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The Pontifical Swiss Guard. Grown men that flounce around in some rather frou-frou looking outfits. And my understanding is most of them are in fact French.
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They have their own military.
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Wrong. The defense of Vatican City is the responsibility of Italy; ceremonial and limited security duties performed by Pontifical Swiss Guard (source: CIA World Fact Book)
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They have their own hierarchy.
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None of which are elected by the population. They are appointed for life. It's the sort of thing we rejected 230 years ago.
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And they have been around for thousands of years (almost two thousand to be exact.)
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Wrong again. Vatican City did not become an independent nation until 1929.
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They are a city and a country that lives peacefully within a much larger city and country and they have a wall that separates them from the others.
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A wall that is centuries old, has hundreds of gates and openings which lets countless people to pass through each day.
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If San Francisco in all it's arrogance believes that they are so right and so much better than we are; and they believe that the rest of us are here for their pleasure then why not? Why not build one hundred foot wall around their fine < gag > city and pull out all Federal and State support including our military? Let them fend for themselves? Tear down the Golden Gate Bridge and leave them no means back into the United States of America.
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The Golden Gate Bridge was built and financed by San Franciscans. If I may paraphrase the Gipper - They paid for it, they built it, its there's. However, I am curious to know how someone could visit San Francisco and not notice that it is not an island, but connected to the continent. And did they not notice that other bridge?
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Hey! They honestly believe that 10% of the world's population are homosexuals don't they? Let that 10% support them the way the Catholic's support the Vatican (Please don't for a minute think that I am comparing San Franciscans to Catholics. I'm not.)
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The Catholic church and San Francisco have a lot in common. For one thing, a disproportionate number of homosexuals exist in both.
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Do you realize how much money California and the United States of America would save by building such a wall and seceding from the all powerful nation of San Francisco?
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Do you realize how stupid you seem?